Jack the Reaper's Magical Devious Escape Plan

Okay- here's the thing:
My mom is angry and upset all the time and she takes it out on me. I get to hear about her marriage problems, her work problems, her dislike of cleaning the house and her problems with my older brother. She's driving me insane.
If I don't get away from her I'm worried that I'm going to snap and just lay her out. To prevent this from happening I'd really like to get my own place...
I'm planning an escape....
It's fool-proof, but it will take a while.
;)




There's a more immediate issue to deal with, though. My brother is coming to visit tomorrow and I fully expect a huge fight to break out. So I've developed a plan to get away from it. I'll take my little brothers with me somewhere outside the house and we'll just sit around a bonfire until it's done (or at least I will, they may or may not want to).