Another meme!! DXXX

Sorry... -_- I'm just out of ideas/uninspired at the moment

Rules: First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

01. Yomi
02. Undertaker (Black Butler)
03. Gobi
04. Break (Pandora Hearts)
05. Ashy
06. Riddle (Undertaker Riddle)
07. Wolfy
08. Piano Keys
09. Dr. Lightman (Lie to Me)
10. Buffy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
11. Willy Wonka
12. Belphegor (Hitman Reborn)

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? 
O.o OHGAWDNOOO!! TOO GAY!! DXXXX
Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 
Sure- 'bout as hot as a rapist can be, I suppose...
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 
lol XDD I can see it now.... PK takes a pregnancy test just for laughs/to see what would happen and it turns out positive XDD Then:
PK: *calls Bel* um... Bel.... remember that night we both went to the Christmas party?

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? 
Nope. I'm sure I could find some, though.
Would Two and Six make a good couple? 
hm.... *thinks about it* o/////o ................
OMG..... They SO would! O////////O *fangasm*
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? 
Ashy/Lightman DXXXXXXX NOOOOOO
Ashy/Buffy DXXXX!!!!! THAT'S EVEN WORSE!! DO NOT WANT!!!
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? 
If Wolfy walked in on Unny and Bel...... He would just fucking die 
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Um.... N-no.... just.... no. 8I 
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Yomi/PK? No ^_^' 'fraid not.
.//////. I should write some....

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Wolfy/Bel? I can't do it XC

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
o///////o oh gawd... *turned on already* Chocolate.

Plot: She knew he was probably up to something when he offered her chocolate; it was not something that he gave to most people. Of course, most people didn't become quite so agreeable after eating chocolate. "So... What do you say we... "use" eachother?" ;D




Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Why do you keep trying to make Wolfy gay?? XDDDD
He's homophobic! It won't work!
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Nobody actually writes about Gobi as far as I know :/

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nah. Willy Wonka art isn't too common.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Undertaker/Break/Ashy??
So..... like Break can't choose between Unny or Ashy? XDDDDDDD!!!!! Gawd... I can just see Unny and Ashy fighting over Break- sabotaging eachother and shiz. *laughs forever*

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Probably something pretty normal.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
A lovely piano piece~ Such as "Dying Beauty- Piano Version"
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Yomi/Riddle/Belphegor
Um... WARNING: CONTAINS SHAMELESS SELF-INSERTION,  GAYNESS, AND BLOOD/GORE.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
For Undertaker to pick up Buffy? It wouldn't be so much what he says as what he does... Like... he might save her when she's in a pinch, or something like that. Or just show her his eyes.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
No one has really written about Ashy -_- she's a real person.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Riddle.... I think he likes younger, defenseless, innocent people who won't be able to escape from him. Oh wait... but that's not a secret XD. His super secret kink would be something like.... bondage or inflicting pain on his partner (o3o but that's not really a secret either! Gawd, Riddle, tone it down!).
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Dear god!!! Wonka/Lightman??? Never in a million years!!!! Fuckin shit! I'm gonna be emotionally scarred from this meme!! *sobs in the corner* 
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Gobi and Wolfy.... o3o Dunno..... Neither are very agressive....
One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Reinterpreting: "Yomi and Lightman are in a happy relationship until Lightman suddenly runs off with Break. Yomi, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Willy Wonka and a brief unhappy affair with Belphegor, then follows the wise advice of Ashy and finds true love with Gobi" 
Title: Yomi's Surreal Love Life~
Gobi and Ashy would read it and find it hilarious but they would probably get uncomfortable around the part where Yomi and Gobi turn lesbo for eachother on Ashy's advice.... 
Wolfy would start to read it but wouldn't be able to get through the part about Yomi/Gobi either.... XC
Um.... Who should write it.... Someone who would enjoy grossing us all out and who isn't afraid of ! So..... Riddle or Grell.... Maybe Vincent. XD
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Wolfy/Piano Keys
I would feel sorry for Wolfy........... since he's straight!!!! >:/
PK is straight too but he's kind of a bitch so he deserves it XDDD